e[lust] #5

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Late Arrival: An Airport Encounter - I saw a possible haven ahead: a pilot disappearing into the pilots’ lounge. I could think of nowhere else that would offer us even a modicum of privacy. Time to brazen it out. With her still walking obediently alongside, I pushed my way into the lounge.

The Condom Question. Confession #397 – Luckily, this time I had my wits about me enough to reply with a categorical, Yes a condom is absolutely necessary, darlin, but history has proven that, while I’m naked and horny, I can offer no more justification as to why such protection is paramount.

No more… - “I’m so sorry, I can’t…”. Words, words, so many words… reasons and reasoning and things and stuff and none of it made sense, and through all of it, disbelief, dread, a sickness of heart… I couldn’t quite believe what I was hearing.

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Sex as a Panacea - As I begged “faster” “harder” “more!” I felt my orgasm come on, a mere minute or two after we began with this combination. A thunderous orgasm overtook me as he kept up with the dildo and I with the Climax for the first big wave.

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Bad Girl – I take off my coat and stand proudly before her in my black lace corset, suspenders, stockings and heels. She looks me up and down and smiles at me when she catches my stare. Desire is already zinging through my body.

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Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Blowjob Tips!

Companioning

Domestic Violence on MTV’s ‘Teen Mom’

From Helper To Survivor

Good girl, bad girl…

Girlie Toys

If the Peg Fits

Illicit Encounters

Insecurity, You can Kiss My Ass

Nothing is perfect, which is why there is communication

Regaining my Femme

Studying

The Condom Question. Confession #397

Erotic Writing

All Rise For the Queen

Centre of Attention

Crying Uncle

Ending The Decade With Wes

Invading The Boy’s Club – #4

Last Night

Late Arrival: An Airport Encounter

Lorraine’s Coming Out

My reputation precedes me

Party Doll

The Beginning

The Erotic Touch of a Stranger

Kink & Fetish

1st night out as sub

Being my Master’s Shoe Slut

Bondage and Being Ignored

Caning in the snow at New Year

Mind Games and Number Games

Much Ado About Punching

No more…

September 2010: A Slave’s Initiation

The Intimacy of Being Taken

Thievery

The workhouse maid, punished

The Porn Reports, Part 1

Violence and BDSM

Yes, No, and Consent

“You’re a good little fuck toy”

News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Delegating Gaga

I Hope He Does “Animal” Next

Sometimes I’m Not So Sexy…

“You’re a good little fuck toy”

I came home from my interview at the Honors College to find Luvbunny in bed, naked. I quickly shed my clothes and slipped under the covers next to her, holding her close.  We lay there spooning for a few minutes as I told her about the interview and the offer of a place at the college.  As I got towards the end of the story, the conversation devolved into kissing and fondling.

We had planned for this playtime, and it didn’t take long for me to transition from prospective student to husband and dominant partner. I pulled the blanket down, exposing luvbunny’s voluptuous curves to my gaze, and my hands followed my eyes, roaming over her body.  Hunger and need grew inside of me as I touched her, claiming her as mine again. Gentle touches, however, quickly gave way to more insistent contact.  I moved her to where I wanted her – there was no asking her, or even telling her to adjust. I simply placed her body where I wanted it to be: stretched out and face down, so I had easy access to her bare backside.

I explored her skin with my fingers for a few moments, and then I broke the contact briefly, only to reconnect with more force as I began to spank her ass and thighs. I was conscious of the fact that it had been a little while, so I started slow: one or two spankings followed by gently rubbing her skin for a few moments. That didn’t last very long, though, as the need inside of me was growing with every touch. I started to spank her harder, my hand contacting her flesh with more force. I smiled as I saw the pale skin of her ass and thighs begin to turn pink. I pushed: spanking her even harder until she responded with, “OW!”

I stopped and rubbed her warming skin, sliding my hand between her thighs. She opened her legs, allowing my fingers access and I lightly brushed them over her slit. She pushed back against my touch but I pulled away, teasing. I leaned down and kissed the pink skin on her backside and inhaled her scent: the intoxicating perfume of her arousal. The kiss became more primal as my lips pulled back and my teeth found her tender skin. I felt the hunger grow as she moved under me. I wanted to take her, to posses her.

As she moved, half trying to get away from my teeth and half trying to get closer, my fingertip brushed over her clit and she moaned. I slid my finger beside it, teasing again, pulling away as she pushed herself closer, circling when she tried to find direct contact, and then, unexpectedly, rubbing her clitoral hood directly. She stiffened in a small orgasm.

I sat up again, letting her close her legs and she turned her head and asked, “I am allowed to come, aren’t I, sir?”

“I haven’t told you otherwise, little one,” I responded. “Yet.”

I slipped off of the bed and found the toy bag, pulling it out of hiding. I opened the bag and took out my red flogger. Today was the day to try a couple of new things I had picked up. I draped the flogger over her back, letting her feel what I was going to use. She sighed as she felt the falls touch her. I moved the flogger, letting the tips of the falls barely touch her skin and she shivered. Once I found where I needed to stand, I began to swing the flogger in circles from my wrist, making the tapered ends of the suede falls stroke her skin as they swung by.

I settled into a rhythm with the flogger and Luvbunny began to relax into the mattress as the flying strands slapped her shoulders, back and ass. I watched and listened as she began to float, slipping into her subspace. I felt connected to her again, as if there was a measurable energy flowing between us. The need I had been feeling fed from the energy and grew more insistent.  I rode the wave, flogging luvbunny until she was pink from her shoulders to her thighs, slowly backing off until the swinging falls of the flogger no longer kissed her skin as they went by.

I tossed the flogger onto the bed and ran my hands over her body again, wanting to feel her, needing to touch her, to connect even more, to make sure she knew I was there for her, and with her.  I ran my hand up her back, over her neck and into her hair, pulling her head up from the pillow. She blinked a few times and I saw that her eyes were glassy from endorphins. I smiled and kissed her lips, and then let her head back down onto the pillow.

She tried to turn her head as I went back to the toy bag, but she wasn’t able to see what I picked up next: two paddles – one dual sided leather and fake fur, and one rubber. I rubbed the fake fur over her ass, soothing the sting from the flogger, and then flipped it to spank her with the leather side. The change made her gasp, but she relaxed even more when the fake fur touched her skin again. I did this a few times until she expected it, and then, instead of flipping to the leather side of the paddle, I spanked her with the rubber paddle. Her head came up a bit and she drew in a breath sharply at the harsher sting of the rubber paddle. I continued the sensation changes: fake fur to leather to fake fur to rubber as I felt her let go even more.

I stopped long enough to slide my fingers between her legs again and found her very wet. I leaned down close to her ear and whispered just loud enough for her to hear me, “Little one? Can you hear me?”

She nodded.

“No more orgasms for you until I say. Do you understand?”

She nodded.

“You don’t get to come again today until I come in your cunt.”

She groaned, but nodded.

I tossed the paddles aside and picked up the Hitachi. She made no attempt to see what I was going to use on her this time, and spread her legs for me eagerly when I touched her thighs. She gasped as I placed the head of the Hitachi against her labia and clit, and began to say, “Oh no, no, no, please, no sir …” as I helped her close her legs to hold it in place. I turned the Hitachi on low and she jumped as the vibrations touched her.

I picked up my tawse and lightly slid the leather over her ass to let her know what was coming next. She didn’t respond, so I began to swing it lightly. Each touch made her shift, and each shift pushed the Hitachi more tightly against her. She began to moan, softly at first, but louder as I continued. As if triggered by her moans, my need and hunger intersected at an idea that I wasted no time acting on.

I lifted her head and moved her pillow away, and then slid onto the bed in front of her, leaning back against the headboard.  Luvbunny’s face was right over my cock and she only looked at me for a moment before taking me into her mouth. She sucked, licked and swirled her tongue, pushing down until she gagged. I raked my nails over her back, leaving marks several inches long. She looked up at me for a moment, and then pushed her head down again, pushing as far as she could, taking me all the way into her mouth again.

I gasped and said, “You’re my little slut, aren’t you?”

She replied with “Mmmhmm,” the vibrations of her mumbling making me even harder.

I twined the fingers of my left hand into her hair and held on, and then swung the tawse with my right hand, the leather tails slapping across her ass with a loud smack once, then twice.  She jumped a little, then continued. She lifted her head, using her lips and tongue on the head of my cock. I reached down under her and grabbed her breasts, squeezing hard until she moaned.

She lifted her head to take a breath and I grabbed a handful of her hair, holding her head up. She looked up at me and I said, “You’re a good little fuck toy.”

She smiled and ducked her head back down, taking me in her mouth again.

I twisted my fingers in her hair and said, “get ready – this will be hard.” I waited for her to take a breath, and then pushed her head down until she couldn’t go any further. I held her head down and I swung the tawse hard – twice. She held her position, but I could feel her nearly give out from the sensations of the strikes from the tawse, me holding her head down with my cock in her mouth and the Hitachi still insistently vibrating against her clit.

I let her lift her head to catch her breath, and then pushed her down again. Once more swinging the tawse hard. She relaxed into the strikes this time.  I lifted her head so she could breathe again, and then pushed her down until she was gagging on my cock. This time, when I swung the tawse, it felt like she almost melted.

I carefully slid off of the bed and removed the Hitachi. Luvbunny slumped against the mattress. I moved her again, positioning her on her back with her head off the edge of the mattress, and then went to get a few more items: the glass dildo and two pair of unseparated chopsticks.  I stood over her head and leaned forward, spreading her legs and slowly sliding the dildo into her pussy. She pushed her hips up to take it in all the way, and then sank into the bed again. I stood up pinched her nipples to make them stand up, and then put the chopsticks on them like clamps. She moaned as the wood squeezed her nipples, and moaned louder when I licked her nipples.

I picked up the Hitachi and moved it close to her hips, and then I adjusted my hips so that my cock was touching her lips. She opened her mouth quickly and I slid inside, leaning over her to put the Hitachi against her clit again. I turned the Hitachi on low and began to work the dildo in and out. As she began to move her hips, I started to move mine, fucking her mouth.

I was about lost to my fire of need inside by now, and I mumbled and spoke half phrases as I fucked her two ways.  Twice, I had to pull back to keep from coming in her mouth – my intent had always been to allow her another orgasm, but damn it was difficult to hold back. The third time I reminded her that if I came in her mouth – which she was about to cause – she wouldn’t get to come until later, so she backed off a little.

Something clicked into place and I told her that I might just do that anyway. She protested briefly, but went right back to sucking my cock. I pulled back and stood up, my cock just inches above her face, and I began to stroke myself, telling her I might just come on her breasts while she watched, making her wait until later. She protested again, but her hips began bucking harder against the Hitachi.

I leaned down and pushed my cock into her mouth again, using this newly found idea to fuck her mind while I fucked her body in two ways. She began to shiver under me, and then started batting at the Hitachi with her hands and moaning around my cock in a way that I recognized: she was about to orgasm, and couldn’t hold it off much longer. I turned the Hitachi off and stopped moving until she calmed down a little. Then I started up again. It only took a few moments until she was signaling that she couldn’t stop her impending orgasm yet again, to I turned the Hitachi off and set it aside. I slowly slid the dildo out and then stood up, letting my cock slide out of her mouth.

She looked up at me with glassy eyes, barely able to move as I removed the chopsticks from her nipples. I quickly moved the discarded toys out of the way and turned Luvbunny so that she was on the bed completely. She lay there watching me, unable to help as I put her into the position I wanted and climbed into the bed to kneel between her legs. I leaned forward and kissed her lips as I slid inside of her pussy, finally taking her.

She sighed as I entered her, pushing her hips up to meet mine as much as she could. I lifted her hands above her head and held them there as I started thrusting. Luvbunny’s eyes rolled back and half closed. I felt her shiver under me and barely heard her whisper, “Please?”

I kissed her hard, no longer holding back. I pinned her to the bed as I thrust into her, feeling the fire building inside, stoked higher by her simple begging, until I knew I couldn’t stop it if I had to.

I kissed her again and whispered, “Come with me, little one.”

She shuddered as her orgasm crashed over her. Her spasms pushed me over the edge and I came inside of her.

I manged to get my knees and elbows under me so she could breathe, and we stayed there for several minutes, neither of us able or willing to move.

Dragon Mage

E[lust] #3

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PresenceI wish that you would look at me now. I am willing you to look at me now, over her body, rocking with the motion of her mouth. But you do not.

Restraint“Do you like what you see?” the blonde asks. “Are you excited by what’s before you?” the redhead enquires. He nods.

What Not to FetishwearDON’T wear a PVC sleeveless vest if you fall into the rotund category. You will look like a bowling ball. With chubby arms.

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Fucking for ArtThe proximity of their nakedness and my scrutiny resulted in this beautiful agony of arousal for them both. I asked if they would feel comfortable doing some poses of vaginal penetration for me, and they readily agreed.


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The Naked TruthHe didn’t just write a pretty story we could act out, he worked hard to delicately lay us out on the page together, as we are.

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Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Tricky Balls

Propaganda Sucks in All Directions
Wicked Grounds
Which Reindeer Sex Style Are You?
Five Tuesday: 2010 AVN Award Nominees

Kink & Fetish

Come what may..
While I waited
Caning Before the Movies
Say…
Savoring Submission
The Ruler
Give In
Flagging brown
The Mummy Returns
Finding Power Through Play
Marked
Microfantasy Monday 24

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Spanksgiving
Wife Unsure About Sex With Others
Morning
Thought Provoked
December: Month of the Rant
Less is More
That’s My Cervix!
Femme Invisibility
Are You Just Kinky or Is It a Lifestyle
Baby Steps and Giant Leaps
Cyber Sex

Erotic Writing

Friends with Benefits
Prolific
The Tease
Cock. Confession #386
Shower
Cal’s wisdom
Blinded and Bound
The Little Things…
lust
The Witness
Quiet and Still
Giving and Receiving
Beasts in the Bathroom
Fixation: Touch
The Pussy Eating Challenge
An Oceans Release part 1
MFM: Etiquette
Office Party
Daydreams & Distractions Droit de Cuissage
Tant pis
Toys, toys, toys
Revenge (Pt. 1)
Gush
Claiming: Assume the Position
Painting

Microfantasy Monday

Microfantasy Monday is the brainchild of Ang – the Sweltering Celt.  She provides a topic each week.  The idea is to give a snapshot of a story, but still leave some to the imagination.

This week’s theme is “role reversal.”

She pulls the last strap through the small metal buckle at her right hip, pushing the pin into place and securing the harness around her otherwise naked hips. She looks down at him – her husband, usually the dominant partner – on his knees and bent over their wedge shaped sex pillow, his cock pointing down and straining against the flat side of the pillow and ass lifted and presented to her. She runs her hand over the red marks on his buttocks where the cane she was holding only moments before kissed his bare skin. She smiles as he shivers from her touch.

She leans over, picking up the semi-realistic silicone dildo from the table, making sure he sees the shape of the head before she slips it through the metal ring at the front of the harneess. A quick adjustment to put everything into place, and she turns her attention back to her husband on the bed before her. Another smile crosses her lips as she relishes this reversal from their usual roles, and then she slides the dildo lightly between his cheeks.

“Spread that cute little ass for me, baby”

Dragon Mage

Just a quickie …

No, not that kind of quickie. A quick post.

Thursday was my 37th birthday, the last day of the semester for me, and my last day at the community college I’ve been attending for a couple of years. It was an interesting day. I will be starting at a university in January – I met with an advisor and signed up for classes on Wed. I got an email yesterday indicating that I have made it to the interview stage for possible admission into the Honors college at the University. I hope to have the interview this coming week (and I have no idea what to expect, so I’m getting a bit nervous. lol).

On another note …

Last night, I took Luvbunny back to the bedroom to tuck her in for her nap before work.  We stripped out of our clothes and slipped into bed together. I lay on my back and she tucked herself under my arm next to me and lay her head on my shoulder.

Luvbunny was a little wound up still, but she relaxed quickly and settled against me. Then unusually for her, she fell asleep. I stayed in bed holding her for several minutes until she moved in her sleep and got uncomfortable enough to partially wake up and roll over.

It’s little moments like that the will stay in my (not always great) memory.

Dragon Mage

Microfantasy Monday

Microfantasy Monday is the brainchild of Ang – the Sweltering Celt.  She provides a topic each week.  The idea is to give a snapshot of a story, but still leave some to the imagination.

This week’s theme is “contortion.”

She watched him, unable to move, as he finished tieing the last knot. Her arms were stretched out, pulled towards the corners of the bed by the white rope tied around her wrists. Her legs were bent, held in place by several wraps of rope, and pulled apart by more rope running from her knees to the legs of the bed.  He tucked in the ends of the rope he had just tied around her feet – this one not only holding her feet together, but holding the Hitachi magic wand between them. Her checked the ropes to ensure they were tight enough to keep her legs and the Hitachi in place, and grinned at his work.

“One more thing to do, little one,” He said as he stepped over to the toy box.  He retrieved another length of rope and the tweezer nipple clamps.  He put the clamps on her nipples, tied the rope to the middle of the chain and then tied the other end of the rope to bar at the top of the headboard, tightening it enough to tug the clamps.

“Now to record this for … posterity, ” he chuckled. “I bet you’re wishing you were a contortionist right about now.”

She gave him her best glare as he started the video camera, an audio recorder and picked up his digital camera. He leaned over and kissed her, and then turned the magic wand on high and began to take pictures …

Dragon Mage

“I want to use you”

I woke up this morning to Luvbunny sliding into bed next to me. I like school days as I have a couple of hours to be with her between her getting home from work and me leaving.

I held her and teased her a little (ok, more than a little) until it was time for me to get up.   I showered and slipped back into bed with her for a few more minutes.  She turned on her side and I pulled her against me (I love spooning).

As I held her close, I began to get aroused, and a specific desire started to push it’s way to the front of my mind. I started to do what I have been doing for the last year: push the desire down. I stopped and thought about it, and realized that I have been pushing this desire down for so long out of respect for Luvbunny’s physical problems (and please do’t misunderstand – I’m not complaining, or resenting that this happened, only stating what happened). I held back so I didn’t cause her more pain (not good pain, of course – I’m all for that).

As I lay there holding Luvbunny and contemplating, I realized a few things: I was still very aroused and horny, I had a few minutes still before I had to get up and dress for classes, and she was (apparently) feeling well enough that I didn’t need to hold back today.

I moved away a little and luvbunny shifted so she was laying on her back. I moved to get over her and between her legs. She looked up at me and whined, “I’m tired.”

I kissed her and said, “I don’t care. I want to use your cunt today. You can come if you want, I don’t care.”

I pushed her legs open and slid inside. “You’re wet. You like this, don’t you?” I asked. She nodded. I pushed and slid all the way inside of her. I grinned at her and said, “You little slut.”

I pinned her to the bed with my body and fucked her hard, using her as a sex toy, and getting off on watching and feeling her getting off on being used. The desire to use her pushed everything else from my mind and I thrust in and out of her until I came.

I looked down at her and saw her smile. I smiled back, kissed her and said, “Good girl,” and then got up to dress for school.

Dragon Mage

e[lust] #2

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The Heart of Darkness - “I swear that man can sense my fear like a hound scenting a rabbit, and just like the hound, his blood rises to it.”

Forever…“Forever is a beautiful idea, a wonderful goal, but it’s not a magic spell.

His First Fuck - “He stood there, obviously nervous, obviously aroused by what he had been witness to seconds earlier.”

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I Dare You - “Aided by our clutches of printed papers, me hiding my nipples that could cut glass and him hiding the hard bulge in his dress pants, we scurried back to our cubes where the messages flew back and forth.”


♦ Featured Post

Who am I?“I’ve been through a lot of shit in my life and couldn’t fit it all on one piece of poster board.”

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♦ Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships ♦

First. Confession #380
In Defense of Squirting
Gender, Buck Angel, and Me
G Spot Orgasms: It’s all about the clitoris
Spitroast
They May be Bi, But They’re Still Boys
Why I Sometimes Fake Orgasms
Wonderland:  The British in Bed

♦ Kink & Fetish ♦

The Workout (fiction)
I Am Not Clark Kent
Caning
Lips Parted
Curve
She brought her own toys
Rope Bondage: Hemp vs. Mfp
Phew! Another Hole
Hearts
My virginity and how I lost it..
Gift
Spicing it up: Bondage Materials

♦ Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor ♦

20 Questions with Cyd
This Ain’t No Disney
A Thank You Note
Vegas Virgins
Sex and Happiness

♦ Erotic Writing ♦

1 Full Body Massage / 1 Happy Ending
The Slut Chronicles #7 ~ I Said No
To Do List
the date
And Your Hands and Your Lips and Your Tongue Tricks
Oh Fuuuck
I Get Around
Sometimes, Love Hurts
In The Dark
Making Up
Quickie – A Good Girl
What I Want You To Do To Me
Hitachi Fun
Her Curves
Carnal
marks she left
Wicked Wednesday: I Love Watching You Watching Me
Birthday Boy
Fucking & Making Love
Thy Mother and Thy Father: A Vodoun Love Spell
What Just Happened?
Happy Birthday Me
What Cums Around

Pleasurists #55

 

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  • LELO Elise by Scintillectual
  • Remember when I said I was on hiatus from relationships? Well, I lied. I know, I know! I can hear my friends railing now about the fact that I jump into things too quickly and yes, she has already moved in with me. But, really, I do think she’s THE ONE. Before you get all hot and bothered, let me introduce you. Dear reader, this is LELO Elise.

    Note: Apparently I’m loving LELO reviews again this month (last week’s EP was LELO Ella)! I’ve read many many Elise reviews so they have to be special in order for them to catch my eye or make me want to finish them, and this one is written in an extremely entertaining manner so even if you’re burned out on LELO reviews like I thought I was it’s definitely worth the read.

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Sportsheets Chest Harness & Dildo

Today, I am reviewing the Chest harness & dildo set made by Sportsheets and sold at TabuToys.com. I liked the idea of this harness and was excited about the chance to test it out. The set comes with the harness, three interchangable metal o rings and a dildo so you have everything you need to use it.

The packaging is nice: a blister pack that can be opened without resorting to knives or scissors.

Once the package is opened, the contents are easy to get to.

As you can see, the set comes with three metal o rings that can be swapped out (the rings are held in place by snaps on the harness) to handle different sized dildos.

The straps are nylon, and the harness is adjustable to many different sizes by means of four sliding buckles on the ends opposite the o ring. The buckles are designed so that they can be easily tightened while wearing the harness, but loosening them is a bit trickier. If you remove the harness, it’s simple to adjust the size, however.

The set comes with a 5.25 inch dildo so you can use it out of the box. The dildo is made of silicone, so it can be sterilized after use. (Of course, if you don’t like the included dildo, it’s easy to use another one as long as it has a flared base.) My set came with a purple dildo (Don’t know if they have other colors) that is mostly smooth, but has a slightly defined head, and a bit of a curve.

The harness is intended to be worn on the chest, with straps running over the shoulders and under the arms. This puts the dildo at the center of the wearer’s chest.

The wearer then lies on his/her back. Their partner straddles the wearer’s chest and uses the dildo to get herself (or himself) off while the wearer has a lovely close up view.

The harness can also be adjusted smaller to go around a thigh or a pillow.

So, now for the fun bit. I adjusted the straps and put the harness on with the dildo in the center of my chest, and took my spot on the bed. Luvbunny got into position over me and I watched as she lowered herself onto the dildo. It was absolutely wonderful to watch – right up to the point where she got hurt and had to quickly move off. (This was not so much an issue with the harness as it was a symptom of the physical/medical issues that Luvbunny is having. -_- ) There also seemed to be an issue of body type – we aren’t skinny people – that needed some logistical consideration. This doesn’t make the harness unusable, but it can require a bit of extra planning for positioning.

There was a bit of a delay before we tried it again, as Luvbunny was nervous and didn’t want to get hurt. When we did try it again, I put the harness on my thigh instead. Luvbunny stood next to the bed with her legs on either side of mine and bent her knees a bit. I lifted my leg to meet her and the dildo slid in with no problems. The harness worked very well in that position: I was able to hold her and by lifting my heel, I could work the dildo in and out, and her standing at the edge of the bed gave me great access to her breasts.

The chest harness & dildo is a great set. The harness seems to be constructed well, it is easy to put on and adjust, has three sizes of o ring to accommodate different sized dildos, and the included dildo is silicone. From what I can tell, it does what it is intended to do (with minor allowances for body type. The harness will adjust to fit much larger people than me).

Over all, I give the Chest harness & dildo 4.5 out of 5. Many thanks to TabuToys.com for the chance to test and review this lovely item.

Dragon Mage

(Note in interest of full disclosure: This item was provided to me free of charge by TabuToys.com for the purposes of testing and review. The fact that I did not pay for this item in no way affects my opinions about the item (I have given poor reviews, and I am perfectly willing to again if the item in question warrants it.))