Pleasurists #52

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #51? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #53? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
  • I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.

    Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.

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Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult Movies/Porn

Miscellaneous

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MfM anniversary post.

Microfantasy Monday is the brainchild of Ang – the Sweltering Celt.  She provides a topic each week.  The idea is to give a snapshot of a story, but still leave some to the imagination.

This week, to celebrate the one year anniversary of MfM and the five year anniversary of the Sweltering Celt blog, the theme is to write a MfM about meeting Ang.

Luvbunny and I wait in the airport, watching the line of people streaming into the building from the airplane. We scan the crowd looking for a familiar face, checking every woman that walks by until we find her.  “Ang!” we almost shout, waving our arms to get her attention. She turns our way and smiles as she steps over to where we are standing.
We greet her with a double hug and I chuckle as Luvbunny’s hands drift to Ang’s ass.

Luvbunny and I smile and wink at each other as we collect Ang’s luggage and head to our car, barely able to keep our hands to ourselves.  We leave the airport with Ang and luvbunny sitting in the back of the van as I drive, and we make small talk.  We take an exit from the highway and Luvbunny decides to tell Ang a little bit of our plans: The first step is to treat her like a princess, and so we are making a couple of stops before we get to our apartment.

I watch Ang’s face in the mirror as I turn into the parking lot and she sees the sign: Massage Envy. Luvbunny smiles and says, “We’re getting you a full body massage!”

About an hour later, Ang emerges from the massage room with a slightly wider smile on her face, and we head to our second stop: Ann’s bra shop. I tell Ang that this shop carries a ridiculously large range of sizes and styles as I park the van, and Luvbunny and I spend the next hour or so helping Ang pick out (and try on) a matching bra and panty set.

With Ang relaxed, we drive to our apartment and bring her luggage inside.  We all change clothes, putting on some of our nicest outfits with only slight delays for a bit of touching, and then we get into the van once more, this time to go out for a fancy dinner at Sam’s steak house.

The ride home is more relaxed, with Luvbunny and Ang sitting even closer and touching more. As we climb the steps to our apartment, Luvbunny tells Ang the second part of our plans: to treat Ang like a lover. ^_^

Luvbunny leans in and kisses Ang as I unlock and open our apartment door. We slip inside quickly, touching and kissing each other as we begin to shed our clothes and drift towards the bedroom. We find the bed as we lose the last of our clothing, and luvbunny pushes Ang onto the bed, kissing her mouth as both of our hands explore her voluptuous body. Soft moans begin to  fill the room as Ang’s hands return the favor. Luvbunny gives me a questioning look and I nod.  Luvbunny grins at Ang and begins to move down Ang’s body, kissing, licking and nibbling every spot she can reach. As luvbunny reaches Ang’s pussy, I whisper in Ang’s ear, “This is her first time going down on another woman.”

Luvbunny grins up and Ang again and says, “The night is just beginning,” as she reaches under the bed to pull out her strap-on harness and dildo …

Dragon Mage

Fire begets fire

Embers
Lieing beneath ash
barely glowing

quietly
we slip off
to lie
in each others arms

her scent
sparks:
a memory;
a desire

the taste
of her mouth
stirs a hunger

the heat of her skin
touching mine
fans embers

the feel of her breasts
pressed tightly to my chest
causes a stirring
further south

her breath
against my face
blows away ash

embers revealed
open to air
and heat
begin to glow

my heart
rouses from hiding -
from slumber -
beating faster

I taster her mouth,
her neck,
her breasts

my teeth
graze her shoulder

we move
I am above her
looking into her eyes:

deep pools
of fire,
desire,
love

stirring and hunger
join
heat and desire

we move
in unison

fire
begets fire

passion
flames anew

Dragon Mage

?

Darkness
like walking through a fog
made of muted fire

Music sounds flat
lifeless
I should play

reading is tedious
uninteresting
I should write

I cannot …

Has my Muse forsaken me?

Is there nothing for me to write?
Nothing for me to play?
I feel dead

I need to once again find

My passion

Dragon Mage

Men’s Waterproof Wallbanger

I’ve gotten a bit behind in reviewing toys from TabuToys – it feels like I’ve lost my muse for writing at all, but I am posting this and hoping that the act of writing will help me write (if that makes any sense at all).

This time, I’m reviewing the Men’s Waterproof Wall Banger, which is a masturbation sleeve with a vibrator and a suction cup to hold it to walls, doors, shower tile, etc. The toy is waterproof, so using it in the shower is perfectly fine. The Wall Banger comes in a small box with a picture of the toy on the front.

wallbanger package

Inside the box, the toy is wrapped in plastic film and placed in a plastic tray.

wallbanger inner packaging

The sleeve is made of jelly, so if that is an issue for you, you might want to give this toy a pass. If you aren’t worried about it, then the construction of the toy seems to be good quality. The batteries for the vibrator go in a compartment under the suction cup (unscrew the end of the toy to open), and the vibe operates on a simple twist to turn on/off setup.

wallbanger suction cup

wallbanger battery compartment

The other end of the Wall Banger is the business end … or perhaps, I should say it’s the pleasure end. lol. Opposite the suction cup is the entry of the sleeve. The toy is molded into the general shape of a pussy (although the translucent pink jelly makes it look a bit odd). The sleeve itself has some nubs or bumps inside for texture.

wallbanger pussy unwrapped

wallbanger inside texture

(I hope you can see the texture inside the sleeve in this pic – it shows up on my monitor)

The tube portion of the toy is as long as both of my hands (so 7-ish inches), plus the suction cup and the molded pussy make this toy in the area of 10 inches long – something to keep in mind if you have a small shower stall.

The suction cup does a very good job of holding the Wall Banger to the tile in our shower. It stays where I put it, which is a good thing, and to remove it, I only had to slide the toy until the suction cup was over a seam between tiles and I could take it off of the wall.

So, now that the description is out of the way, on to the fun part of the review, eh? lol.  I took the Wall Banger and a bottle of lube into the shower and set everything down while I waited for the water to get warm enough (cold showers? FUCK that! lol). I stuck the toy to the side wall of the shower to see how far it stuck out from the wall, and it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought after opening the box (It could be an issue in a small shower).

So, I noticed a couple of things at this point: 1) if you care about the orientation of the pussy, pay attention to how you turn it when you stick it to the wall as you will have to turn the sleeve to turn the vibe on. 2) it can be a bit of a bother to get lube into the toy once you have it stuck to the wall, so plan ahead a bit there.

I put the wall banger aside and showered, and then put the toy back on the tile (after putting some lube in the sleeve). It stuck fine even with the condensation from the hot water on the tile.  I added lube to myself (can never have too much lube) and worked out the logistics of entering the toy (height and angle, etc) without slipping and injuring myself (never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics. :P ). A bit of guidance by hand was needed, but otherwise things went smoothly.

The nubs inside provide an interesting feeling, but I don’t think that would be enough to get me off by themselves.  The vibe isn’t terribly strong, but combined with the nubs it was enough.

One thing I noticed with this sleeve, and I feel needs to be mentioned: because of the placement of the batteries and vibe (not that there is anywhere else to put them), the usable length of the sleeve is rather short.

wallbanger depth

My thumb marks the bottom of the sleeve in the pic above. As you can see, only about half of the sleeve is open. I’m not hung like a porn star, but I was hitting the end of the sleeve with no problem. If you are a bit longer than average, you may want to keep that in mind.  The upside to this is that the vibrations are much more intense when the head of my cock was against the end of the sleeve (which seemed to be right against the vibe).

Since the sleeve is only open on one end, clean up is a bit different from most other toys I’ve tested, but not a big deal. I was in the shower anyway, so hot water from the faucet and some toy cleaner and a bit of rinsing did the trick. I left the wall banger open end down in the shower to dry after cleaning, and it was ready to put away when I got home from work.

I think that the Men’s Waterproof Wall Banger is a good toy with pros outweighing cons.

The size and weight seem to be fine, the suction cup works very well (no dropping off the wall while in use) the vibe is easy to use, and does the job nicely and it’s not difficult to clean up after use.

There are a few drawbacks to this toy: fairly short depth for insertion, it is made of jelly if that is a concern, the size could be an issue in a small shower.

Overall, I give the Men’s Waterproof Wall Banger a 4 out of 5. Many thanks to TabuToys.com for sending me this toy to review.

(Note in interest of full disclosure: This item was provided to me free of charge by TabuToys.com for the purposes of testing and review. The fact that I did not pay for this item in no way affects my opinions about the item (I have given poor reviews, and I am perfectly willing to again if the item in question warrants it.))

Microfantasy Monday

Microfantasy Monday is the brainchild of Ang – the Sweltering Celt.  She provides a topic each week.  The idea is to give a snapshot of a story, but still leave some to the imagination.

This week’s topic is “contest.”

“I still can’t believe you won this vacation from a website contest,” she said for what had to be the fifth time as they stepped out of the elevator into the lushly carpeted hallway of the tropical resort hotel.

He smiled and nodded his agreement. “Yeah, I know. First time I’ve ever won any contest.”

They both began to feel decidedly overdressed as they walked passed other resort guests wearing swimming suits so tiny they were almost not there at all. She playfully hit his arm as he turned to watch two young and attractive women walk towards the elevator they had just vacated. He grinned at her and kissed her cheek.

“You know, I think this will be a fun vacation,” he said as she pretended to be shocked.

They stopped in front of the door to their room and he slid the keycard into the slot on the door. The lock clicked as the indicator light switched from red to green, and he pushed the door inward, grabbing their large suitcase and stepping into the room.

She followed him into the room, turning around to shut the door after setting a smaller bag on the floor. She turned and walked around the corner to see not a room, but a suite, and then walked right into him.

“Wha…?” she started to ask and then fell silent as she saw what he was staring at: a stunningly beautiful, completely naked red headed woman was sitting on the edge of the king sized bed smiling at them.

“Um, are we in the right room?” He finally managed to ask.

The redhead laughed and said, “Of course. Didn’t you know, this is an all inclusive vacation.”

He smiled as his wife leaned close and whispered in his ear, “I think you’re right: this will be a fun vacation.”

Dragon Mage

LOL – Love our Lurkers

Today, October 13 has been designated as Love Our Lurkers day.  Bonnie at My Bottom Smarts has been hosting this for four years now, and I think it’s a great idea.

The idea is simple, I’m inviting any of you that read my blog but don’t leave comments (lurkers ~_^ ) to leave a comment and say hello.  So, if you aren’t to shy, leave me a comment and introduce yourself, or just say hi! I don’t bite … erm, well, I do, but Luvbunny likes it, and I won’t bite you (unless you want me to :P )

Dragon Mage

Microfantasy Monday

Microfantasy Monday is the brainchild of Ang – the Sweltering Celt.  She provides a topic each week.  The idea is to give a snapshot of a story, but still leave some to the imagination.

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, this week’s topic is “breasts.”

He looked up from the register as the silver car stopped by the gas pump. He wasn’t sure until she got out of the car, but then he knew: it was her.  She walked across the parking lot wearing faded blue jeans so tight they could have been painted on and a thin white button down shirt that was only buttoned about halfway up.

He watched as she came in the store, leading her young children and he thought, not for the first time, “Yeah, she really is a mom I’d like to fuck.”

She went to the back of the store, like she usually did, picking up drinks for her children, then approached the counter.  He smiled and said, “Good morning,” and then watched as she leaned forward to take the bottle of juice from the small hand of her child. He wondered, as he had done several times before, if she knew that when she did this every day, she exposed nearly all of her pert breasts to his view.

He asked, like he always did, if she needed anything else.  Today, she looked up at him without standing up, her breasts on display between the edges of the white shirt, and winked as she said, “Yeah, how about you?” …

Dragon Mage

multiples

I came home from school knowing that we had about an hour before the girls got home, and that we would be meeting some friends for dinner later that evening.

Luvbunny was waiting for me when I walked into the apartment, and I pulled her close for a kiss before undressing.  She waited impatiently as I peeled off my shirt and jeans, reaching over to touch me.  I looked at her and told her that she was not allowed to orgasm until I gave her permission, and that it might be after dinner.  She pouted a bit at that.

I ignored luvbunny’s pout and pushed her to her knees.  I grabbed a handful of her hair and held her head where I wanted it. I stood there for a moment with my cock at her eye level.  She opened her mouth and tried to move her head forward, but I held her in place.  I made her wait a few moments, and then I moved my hips forward, allowing her to wrap her lips around my cock. She knelt on the floor and looked up at me as she worked her lips and tongue, trying to keep up as I held her hair and fucked her mouth.

I pulled her hair hard as I pistoned my hips, using her mouth to get off.  It only took a few minutes before I came. She held onto my hips and swallowed, then sucked like a mad woman gently, taking every drop. I released her hair and helped her to her feet, kissing her mouth hard before letting go.

Luvbunny looked at me and asked if she could use the Hitachi.  I told her to use it, but that she was still not allowed to orgasm.  She pouted, but retrieved the Hitachi from it’s hiding place near the bed, lay on her back and nestled it between her legs.  She held the Hitachi against her clit for several minutes, moaning and bucking her hips as it buzzed relentlessly.  I watched until she was begging for permission to come, and then told her to wait. ^_^

Luvbunny saw me open the closet and asked what I was doing. I just smiled at her and ducked inside, retrieving her favorite glass dildo from the toy box.  When she saw the pink storage bag, her eyes got wide and she said, “Oh, no. No no no.”

I pulled the dildo from the bag and said, “Oh yes, little one,” as I climbed onto the bed beside her. I slowly slid the dildo into her pussy, smiling as she gasped from the intrusion. I worked the dildo in and out of her pussy while she held the Hitachi against her clit until she was begging for permission to come. I waited until she was pleading to be allowed to come, and then said, “Come for me, little one.” She bucked her hips once more, and then tensed as the orgasm washed over her.

We cleaned up and got dressed just before the girls got home from school. We took care of homework and such and once they were settled, we left for the dinner with our friends. We had a nice dinner: good food, great company and lovely margaritas. ^_^ On the way home, I told luvbunny to remove her shirt. She rode home with her top off, only putting it back on once we had parked outside our apartment. Needless to say, I played with her breasts most of the drive home.

Once we had everything settled for the night, we retired to the bedroom.  I all but ripped her clothes from her in my haste to get her naked again.  After our clothes were removed, we got into the bed.  We were kissing and pawing at each other like horny teenagers.  My hands found her arms and held them down as my mouth found her neck, kissing and then biting, my teeth sinking into the delicate flesh where her neck curves out to her shoulder. She almost melted.  I released her arms and she began scratching and biting anywhere she could reach.

I rolled onto my back and pulled luvbunny on top of me. She straddled me and I grabbed her hips, holding her just above my waiting cock.  She tried to push down, but I held her, telling her to beg for it. She wasted no time in begging: “Please, sir? Please may I have your cock inside me?”

I smiled and kissed her, and relaxed my grip enough that she could lower herself onto my. She pushed down, impaling herself on me.  I held her hips as she began to ride me, shifting her hips forward and back, up and down.  I pushed up against her, thrusting into her.  I slid my hands up to her head and pulled her close, kissing her mouth hard.  I looked up into her eyes and whispered that she should come. I felt her cunt spasm around my cock as she orgasmed.

I continued thrusting into her but slid my hands down to her breasts, holding her more upright. She pushed back against my thrusting as she got worked up towards another orgasm.  I waited until she was close, and then moved my hands to her neck.  I slid my fingers around her throat and squeezed, cutting off her air as I held her up by her neck.  She opened her eyes wide, looking at me, silently begging as I kept fucking her. The look in her eyes pushed me over the edge and I came. I released her throat and she orgasmed as she took a needed breath.

She collapsed on top of me, trying to catch her breath as I held her close. When she could move again, she shifted back to her side of the bed, but I still held her close.

A quick kiss became a more urgent kiss, and withing a moment, we were kissing fervently and our hands were roaming again.  The urgency of her need seemed to come through her kisses and traveled down through my chest, straight down to my cock which quickly became erect again.  I gently pushed her onto her back and moved to get between her legs.  I slid inside her quickly and buried my hard cock to the hilt. I held myself close, my body touching hers in as many places as I could arrange. I kissed her urgently as I began moving my hips. I bit her neck, shoulders and breasts as I tried to angle my thrusting to hit her g-spot, and soon she came around my cock. I kept thrusting, pushing her to another orgasm. She stiffened under me, coming hard and squirting, bathing my cock and balls in her come.

I smiled, knowing I had found the right angle, and then kissed her as I began to thrust again. I held her arms above her head, keeping her where I wanted her as I pounded into her cunt. She came several times as I held her there, squirting over and over as she orgasmed. When I finally felt my own orgasm rising again (after a long time), I put my hands on her throat again, squeezing as I pounded my cock into her cunt.  She opened her mouth, silently begging.  I held her for another moment until I was ready, and then released her, telling her to come as I orgasmed inside her again.

I held her close and kissed her tenderly for several minutes until I was able to stand again.  I slowly got towels to clean up the puddle luvbunny made in the bed and for her to lie on that night, then slid back into bed next to her, holding her close until we drifted off to sleep.

Dragon Mage

And another HNT

Last night, I was bantering on twitter with the pink poppet (@thepinkpoppet), SweetSpiced (@SweetSpiced) and Panthera Pardus (@PantheraPardus) about twittering naked. From there, we went on to discuss a few other things, like meeting for a fun weekend. Our little conversation piled on top of the fact that I was already horny, and combined with being rather tired, led to me testing out part of the prize I won from Tales from the Porn Store (@PornStoreTales).

The silliness of this was not lost on me, so I took a picture to share (might as well – I figure you might need laugh. lol).

Cathy the cow mirror sm

So, now you’ve been scarred for life (in case you weren’t, click the picture and you will be). You’re welcome. ^_^