Men’s Waterproof Wallbanger

I’ve gotten a bit behind in reviewing toys from TabuToys – it feels like I’ve lost my muse for writing at all, but I am posting this and hoping that the act of writing will help me write (if that makes any sense at all).

This time, I’m reviewing the Men’s Waterproof Wall Banger, which is a masturbation sleeve with a vibrator and a suction cup to hold it to walls, doors, shower tile, etc. The toy is waterproof, so using it in the shower is perfectly fine. The Wall Banger comes in a small box with a picture of the toy on the front.

Inside the box, the toy is wrapped in plastic film and placed in a plastic tray.

The sleeve is made of jelly, so if that is an issue for you, you might want to give this toy a pass. If you aren’t worried about it, then the construction of the toy seems to be good quality. The batteries for the vibrator go in a compartment under the suction cup (unscrew the end of the toy to open), and the vibe operates on a simple twist to turn on/off setup.

The other end of the Wall Banger is the business end … or perhaps, I should say it’s the pleasure end. lol. Opposite the suction cup is the entry of the sleeve. The toy is molded into the general shape of a pussy (although the translucent pink jelly makes it look a bit odd). The sleeve itself has some nubs or bumps inside for texture.

(I hope you can see the texture inside the sleeve in this pic – it shows up on my monitor)

The tube portion of the toy is as long as both of my hands (so 7-ish inches), plus the suction cup and the molded pussy make this toy in the area of 10 inches long – something to keep in mind if you have a small shower stall.

The suction cup does a very good job of holding the Wall Banger to the tile in our shower. It stays where I put it, which is a good thing, and to remove it, I only had to slide the toy until the suction cup was over a seam between tiles and I could take it off of the wall.

So, now that the description is out of the way, on to the fun part of the review, eh? lol.  I took the Wall Banger and a bottle of lube into the shower and set everything down while I waited for the water to get warm enough (cold showers? FUCK that! lol). I stuck the toy to the side wall of the shower to see how far it stuck out from the wall, and it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought after opening the box (It could be an issue in a small shower).

So, I noticed a couple of things at this point: 1) if you care about the orientation of the pussy, pay attention to how you turn it when you stick it to the wall as you will have to turn the sleeve to turn the vibe on. 2) it can be a bit of a bother to get lube into the toy once you have it stuck to the wall, so plan ahead a bit there.

I put the wall banger aside and showered, and then put the toy back on the tile (after putting some lube in the sleeve). It stuck fine even with the condensation from the hot water on the tile.  I added lube to myself (can never have too much lube) and worked out the logistics of entering the toy (height and angle, etc) without slipping and injuring myself (never do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedics. ). A bit of guidance by hand was needed, but otherwise things went smoothly.

The nubs inside provide an interesting feeling, but I don’t think that would be enough to get me off by themselves.  The vibe isn’t terribly strong, but combined with the nubs it was enough.

One thing I noticed with this sleeve, and I feel needs to be mentioned: because of the placement of the batteries and vibe (not that there is anywhere else to put them), the usable length of the sleeve is rather short.

My thumb marks the bottom of the sleeve in the pic above. As you can see, only about half of the sleeve is open. I’m not hung like a porn star, but I was hitting the end of the sleeve with no problem. If you are a bit longer than average, you may want to keep that in mind.  The upside to this is that the vibrations are much more intense when the head of my cock was against the end of the sleeve (which seemed to be right against the vibe).

Since the sleeve is only open on one end, clean up is a bit different from most other toys I’ve tested, but not a big deal. I was in the shower anyway, so hot water from the faucet and some toy cleaner and a bit of rinsing did the trick. I left the wall banger open end down in the shower to dry after cleaning, and it was ready to put away when I got home from work.

I think that the Men’s Waterproof Wall Banger is a good toy with pros outweighing cons.

The size and weight seem to be fine, the suction cup works very well (no dropping off the wall while in use) the vibe is easy to use, and does the job nicely and it’s not difficult to clean up after use.

There are a few drawbacks to this toy: fairly short depth for insertion, it is made of jelly if that is a concern, the size could be an issue in a small shower.

Overall, I give the Men’s Waterproof Wall Banger a 4 out of 5. Many thanks to TabuToys.com for sending me this toy to review.

(Note in interest of full disclosure: This item was provided to me free of charge by TabuToys.com for the purposes of testing and review. The fact that I did not pay for this item in no way affects my opinions about the item (I have given poor reviews, and I am perfectly willing to again if the item in question warrants it.))